Amada (amadashusband) wrote in softaspopcorn,
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a dating story.



TODAY I WOKE UP LATE AND SAID...I HAVE TO STAY HOME AND WATCH MY LITTLE BROTHER ALL DAY...SO I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AND I CANT REALLY GO ANYWHERE THAT IS MORE THAN TWO MINUTS FROM HOME SO...I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH CONAN OBRIEN!!!!

he arrived at my house prompty, at 1:45...in the afternoon...
he rang my doorbell!!!


so good!


i was so happy to see him that i turned japaneesssse!..or my eyes fell out...either way..yeah.

before the dating began! i had to get gas!! at the gas station!


i buckled him in for safety! purposes! no $15 ticket for me, gum basthers...


and we were on our rockawesome way!
and yes! that is what i wear when i go driving on wednesday!


GAAAAAASS!

I GOT $17.03 WORTH OF GAS!
and $3 back in change.

after the gas had been gotten, i had un FULL TANKAGE!!!


check out its fullness.
i love feeding my car.
stupid money.

SO WE WENT ON OUR DATE TO A PLACE KNOWN AS "CAMPPPPPP GAVAZZZZZZI!!!!"


GOOD TIMES, good times.

first thing first, conan wanted to swim.


but i did not want to swim...
so i watched.


GO CONAN GO!


oooooh...ahhhhh.


and he found me a pretty black eyed mc'susan.

then conan was like...

LET US PLAY GAME CUBE!

and i was all "no cabe gube is for looosers....."
he was sad.


so i put on fake lips.

next conan suggested that he grill us something for lunch!

that did not go over well. as conan has no hands that move. so to say.

he isnt the best date. not the best date i have ever had. for shame.

then we went and looked at clouds.


the sun was blinding.


and there was not one effin cloud in the sky.


then conan befriended the frog pot holding statue we have in our yard. he befriended her damn good...

so conan was like...
LET US SLIDE!!!!


eh.
i had no interest.


wweeeee ohoohhhhh ahhh and what not.


then conan went and sat on the BIG DADDY HOSTA and i suggested that was a bad idea, cause my dad loves his hosta, and would kill conan if he screwed it up. needless to say, conan did not screw the hosta.


but he sweet talked bootsy. a little bit.


and then the hedgehog bunny.

at that point, i had decided that conan was in an ass hole kind of mood. yeah he really was. he didnt say much, the entire 10 minute date. i was getting a little bothered.

so we went and sat in the screen tent.

we were all just chillin when conan was all like:


"LOOK WHAT iIiIiiII BROOOUGUUUGHTTT"

and i was like:


GASP! WE CANNOT! WE CANNOTTTT HAVE THE MARIJUANANA!

but conan was like ITS COOL. ITS COOL. ITS JUST CATNIP!
and i was like "word. i love me some cat nip?"


CAT NIP IS FOR WINNERS!


conan didnt have any cat nip.
but i did.


so
after the fun wore off.
i was all like

WANNA PLAY FRISBEE!!!?!


ooooh ahhh frisbee time!


conan has no hands :(


at that point. i came to grips with conans lameness. and kicked him to the curb.

the date was through.
and it left me mighty sad.
mighty sad indeed.


muaaaaaaahaahahahahhahahahah............
i have to work at 5:30.
and that is lame.
and that is all i have to say for this picture post, true that true that.
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